Like everything else Donald Trump does, his collection of 3,153 domains are all about Trump. Do a Whois search on any of the domains featured here and you’ll see the Donald owns them all.
Here are our favorites:
If I inherited $200 million from my dad, it would be easy.
If that happens, I’m probably going to tweet to El Chapo and let him know that we have a common enemy.
Don’t forget about Univision, Serta, Macy’s, Perfumania, Jose Andres, the PGA, ESPN, NASCAR, and the entire nation of Panama.
Obviously, you can find someone to put up with your bullshit if you’re worth $9 billion.
Said the following people:
- Jeb Bush
- Ben Carson
- Chris Christie
- Ted Cruz
- Carly Fiorina
- Lindsey Graham
- Mike Huckabee
- Bobby Jindal
- George Pataki
- Rand Paul
- Rick Perry
- Marco Rubio
- Rick Santorum
- Scott Walker
Okay, I will, but only after the Iowa caucuses and New Hampshire primary. He’s too much fun to let go now.
He won’t be around by the time my state has a say in any of this, but I would if I could.
Um…I hope he didn’t use this line on Ivanka.
People running for president who get in Twitter wars with Mexican drug lords, writers of hit sitcoms, and everyone else in the world, don’t think.
Said the entire planet.
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On thing about Donald, he knows what we really want.