What is classier than a penis t-shirt? Only the guy wearing one OR the guy (or gal) who owns PenisTees.com.
I’m just going to throw this out there, but if you’re the kind of guy who would want a penis t-shirt, you probably have have one or more of the following:
- No chance of ever getting laid
- A small penis
- A Hummer (for which a small penis is a prerequisite to own)
- A beer belly
Too harsh? Well, below is a sampling of a few penis t-shirts. See if you can picture or know of any good looking, steroid-free, fit guys, with a personality and life, who have ever worn one (A one-time exemption for one college party is permitted).