Your gay dog needs a place where he or she can buy fun outfits, pride chew toys, funky Sally Jessy Raphael glasses and whatever else is needed not to look and live like every other schmuck dog forced to shop at Petco. So, when I saw that GayDogBoutique.com had expired and was available again for registration, so many things began racing through my mind. Did the original registrant intend to create a retail store where gay people could buy outfits and trinkets for their dogs? Or, did he or she intend to provide an online shopping experience where gay dogs would feel comfortable?
When I saw GoatPimp.com had just expired and was available again for registration, I immediately thought the same thing you would – a pimp who also happened to be a goat, like this player above. As I began my search to see what would have made someone register that domain in the first place, I learned more than one could ever possibly want to know about goat sex. What other blog can provide such random scientific, yet mildly amusing information without a pay wall?
The first thing I discovered was the only other blog posting (possibly ever ) with “Goat Pimp” in the title. While there aren’t pictures, this guy leaves nothing to the imagination. Honestly, the text is enough to scar one for life, but seriously is a must read. To be fair, the pimp goat blogger does post this warning before the piece:
If you are offended or think you may become offended by somewhat graphic descriptions of goat foreplay and sex, stop reading right now