Category - Political

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Best Liberal and Conservative Domains that Are Dropping
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13 Signs You Belong On LiberalDouche.com
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How Worthless Is Your U.S. Senator’s Domain Name?
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KKKparty.com – Where White Pride Meets The Electric Slide

Best Liberal and Conservative Domains that Are Dropping

Hate liberals? Hate conservatives? Love liberals? Love conservatives? There are available dropping / auction domains for everyone today.

For Conservative Haters:

ConservativeConspiracy.com

DisgruntledConservative.com

ConservativeCancer.com

ConservativesSuck.com

For Liberal Haters:

HollywoodLiberals.com

LiberalismDebunked.com

ImpeachLiberalism.com

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13 Signs You Belong On LiberalDouche.com

What’s the difference between a liberal and a liberal douche?   Our Buzzfeed listicle sums it up, but if you want more substance, keep reading. A liberal douche shoves his or her liberalness in your face every chance he or she gets.  For example, if you drive a Prius, you don’t even need to do anything else – you’re a liberal douche.  If you think Bernie Sanders would make a good president, again, what can I say?  You’re a liberal douche.

I’m liberal.  But, I’m not liberal douche liberal. After consulting my liberal friends (including one pansexual) and my three right-wing friends, I’ve created a scientifically accurate test with 98.4% certainty to determine if you’re a liberal douche and need a profile on LiberalDouche.com.

If you answer “yes” to at least eight of the following questions,  you’re a liberal douche.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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How Worthless Is Your U.S. Senator’s Domain Name?

There are so many ways to determine which U.S. senator is the most worthless.  If you rated them on bi-partisanship — all worthless.  If you rated them on representing the people’s interests — again worthless. But, at Domain Roast, we rate U.S. senators by the value of their domain names.

The most worthless senator by domain name value is (drum roll please) – Senator-elect David Perdue (R-GA).  Luckily, he’s the former CEO of Dollar General, so he’s used to cheap shit.  We used two domain name appraisal sites, DomainIndex.com and Estibot.com, to determine the results. Both of these sites varied (sometimes widely) in their valuations, but not for Mr. Perdue. DomainIndex values davidperdue.com at $0, while Estibot comes in at $190, for an average value of $95.

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KKKparty.com – Where White Pride Meets The Electric Slide

KKKparty.com couldn’t have dropped at a more perfect time for the GOP. Now that the incoming House majority whip, Rep. Steve Scalise (R-LA) just acknowledged that he spoke at a white-supremacist event organized by a neo-Nazi group in 2002, the GOP should just embrace it all.   This way when your next Tea Party member spouts off some horribly racist bullshit, flip the switch on the “lame stream” media and just remind us Americans that “white pride” goes with “Electric Slide” and it’s all about beer, guns,  and two-steppin’ (if the white folk can’t quite master the rhythm of The Electric Slide).   Have KKKparty.com  supply a whites-only party in a box with everything you need for that ultimate KKK backyard BBQ.

Every KKKparty.com set could include the following:

1.  Fucked Up Party Teeth

bubbateeth

2.  Fun Keychains for the Kids

hitlerkeychain

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