Category - Politics

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Jeb’s HUGE Domain Name Fail
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GodToldMe.com Reveals God’s True Choice for President in 2016
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12 Awesome Domains Owned by Donald Trump
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Why Does Scott Walker Own Domains About Male Anal Tissue?
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AskHamas.com – The Funniest Questions The Twitterverse Asked Hamas
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Hillary Clinton’s 11 Personal Email Addresses
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80’s Pop Classic “Gloria” Adopted As Theme Song For Quest to Return GloriaBorger.com
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Why Does Mike Huckabee Own FreeWomanVideo.com?

Jeb’s HUGE Domain Name Fail

Poor Jeb. It’s been a tough campaign so far. He’s been beat down by the school bully (Trump), surpassed by the school weirdo (Carson), and totally dissed by the guy he brought into the popular group (Rubio).  Nothing he says works and everything he does makes us feel sorry for him. Add to that his new campaign slogan, “Jeb Can Fix It.”

But, Jeb forgot to buy JebCanFixIt.com. Um…hello? Obviously, he didn’t take the clue when that gay couple bought JebBushforPresident.com.  I get that he just cut a bunch of staffers, but there has to be someone on that staff who might think, “Gee, before we plaster our new slogan everywhere, let’s buy the the domain name — just in case.” Read More

GodToldMe.com Reveals God’s True Choice for President in 2016

Someone here is lying and it doesn’t appear to be God.  At least six GOP presidential candidates have declared “God told me” to run for president.

In 2013, Mike Huckabee stated that he wanted God to decide whether the Huck should run for president.  And God did it! Mike’s in!

2008 Republican National Convention: Day 3

But it appears God is two-timing Gov. Huckabee and has a little Ben Carson on the side. In an interview with Sean Hannity, Dr. Carson said he would run, “If the Lord grabbed me by the collar and made me do it (run for president).” And, by God, the good doctor is in the race!

ben carson

God is kind of a player when it comes to making guys think he wants them to run for president.

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12 Awesome Domains Owned by Donald Trump

Like everything else Donald Trump does, his collection of 3,153 domains are all about Trump. Do a Whois search on any of the domains featured here and you’ll see the Donald owns them all.

Here are our favorites:

LiveLikeATrump.com 

trumphouse

If I inherited $200 million from my dad, it would be easy.

ImBeingSuedByTheDonald.com

trump3

If that happens, I’m probably going to tweet to El Chapo and let him know that we have a common enemy.

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Why Does Scott Walker Own Domains About Male Anal Tissue?

Anti-gay, presidential wannabe, Scott Walker, is the only candidate (so far) who owns a domain name related male anal tissue.

Really, he does.*

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AskHamas.com – The Funniest Questions The Twitterverse Asked Hamas

Terror groups are know for among other things, really shitty PR ideas.  Perhaps, the worst ever was Hamas’s recent #AskHamas promoted hashtag on Twitter, where you could ask Hamas whatever you wanted.

Here are some of our favorites (including a few of our own):

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Hillary Clinton’s 11 Personal Email Addresses

Now that Hillary Clinton is being investigated for using her personal email to conduct government business, Domain Roast has compiled a list of her 11 most used email addresses:

Hillary@GOPKilla.com

Hillary@OverBenghazi.com

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80’s Pop Classic “Gloria” Adopted As Theme Song For Quest to Return GloriaBorger.com

We feel like John Cusack’s character in Say Anything right now.  Except, we’re not trying to get the girl of our dreams to like us, we’re trying to get CNN’s Gloria Borger to notice us so we can give her GloriaBorger.com.

As part of our quest to return GloriaBorger.com to Gloria Borger, we’ve adopted Laura Branigan’s 80′ classic “Gloria” as our official theme song. And, below video, you’ll see how applicable the first few verses are to our cause.

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Why Does Mike Huckabee Own FreeWomanVideo.com?

What is Mike Huckabee doing owning FreeWomanVideo.com? What kind of free woman video would the former Arkansas governor be giving away? Now that Mike Huckabee has quit Fox News to consider a 2016 presidental run, people might want to know about his domain collection.

If you had no idea who this guy was and just saw FreeWomanVideo.com, you might assume it was some kind of free solo action website.

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