KKKparty.com – Where White Pride Meets The Electric Slide

KKKparty.com couldn’t have dropped at a more perfect time for the GOP. Now that the incoming House majority whip, Rep. Steve Scalise (R-LA) just acknowledged that he spoke at a white-supremacist event organized by a neo-Nazi group in 2002, the GOP should just embrace it all.   This way when your next Tea Party member spouts off some horribly racist bullshit, flip the switch on the “lame stream” media and just remind us Americans that “white pride” goes with “Electric Slide” and it’s all about beer, guns,  and two-steppin’ (if the white folk can’t quite master the rhythm of The Electric Slide).   Have KKKparty.com  supply a whites-only party in a box with everything you need for that ultimate KKK backyard BBQ.

Every KKKparty.com set could include the following:

1.  Fucked Up Party Teeth


2.  Fun Keychains for the Kids


You can also buy these separately here.

3.   Redneck Pride Beer



3.  A Few Gals Who Are Ready To Go



4.  White Pride Wristbands

No White Guilt, Baby!

No White Guilt, Baby!

You can also buy these separately here.


6. Fried Chicken and Watermelon (it’s okay, we won’t tell anyone)

fried chicken and watermelon

All of this for $17.76 per person (it’s the only patriotic number that really resonates with hate groups) and boom it’s just a big party with tons of potato salad and jello shots (red,white, and blue of course).

David Duke is about to start naming names of other pols in bed with the Klan, and you know it’s going to be a who’s who of congressional Tea Party members.  Since the Republican party is a few sheets away from being full-on KKK anyway, instead of making the association so bad, hit up the Koch brothers for some money and get the party started.  The KKK Party.  Make it less about hating Jews and blacks and more about a fun-filled get together with dancing, music, eating, drinking, and rebel-rousing.  So, whaddaya say GOPer’s and Tea Partiers?  Lock down KKKparty.com before David Duke does.  What a perfect way to turn your continuing PR nightmare into a PR plus.


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