Jesus has appeared to people in various forms over the past 2000 years. For some reason, in the U.S., Jesus seems to show up on pancakes. It’s a much more creative (and delicious) way to appeal to believers than appearing in a burning bush (Jews). Yes, scaring the shit out of me with fire that talks to me would momentarily work, but peacefully appearing on a tasty carb patty would work better. Who doesn’t love pancakes? So, it’s a smart move on Jesus’s part. Need to convince some slob who isn’t attending church but once a year that he better get his fat ass in gear, show up in something you know he loves way more than you (Jesus) – a piping, hot stack of pancakes oozing with syrup and butter.
Now that PancakeJesus.com has dropped and is available again, it’s the perfect time for someone who loves the Lord, pancakes, miracles, or just overall cool stuff to grab this domain and start tracking Jesus’s appearance at diners and home kitchens across the country.