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PenisTees.com – How To Ensure You Never Get Laid

Dec 14 2014

What is classier than a penis t-shirt? Only the guy wearing one OR the guy (or gal) who owns PenisTees.com.

I’m just going to throw this out there, but if you’re the kind of guy who would want a penis t-shirt, you probably have have one or more of the following:

No chance of ever getting laid
A small penis
A Hummer (for which a small penis is a prerequisite to own)
A beer belly

Too harsh? Well, below is a sampling of a few penis t-shirts. See if you can picture or know of any good looking, steroid-free, fit guys, with a personality and life, who have ever worn one (A one-time exemption for one college party is permitted).

Dec 10 2014

One of the great things about Domain Roast is that because of domains other people registered, we often learn about things that would have never crossed our radar. No, it’s not Whiskey Dick, Oregon. It’s not Whiskey Dick Mountain in Washington State, either. True, we did not know that these places existed, but we did learn about their existence while we were searching for Whiskey Dick Records.

We wondered whether there was ever or could be a record label called Whiskey Dick. We couldn’t imagine a rocker bragging, “Yeah, so I just signed with Whiskey Dick Records.”

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