For this special Christmas Eve post of Domain Roast, we found domain names that we’re pretty sure Jesus didn’t register. Outside of The New Testament, the only place you may see Jesus’s name more is on the daily drop lists of expiring domain names. People love registering domains about Jesus. Many of the names are religious (duh) and not ripe for roasting, but a few have expired in the past few weeks that deserve a Christmas shout out. As of this posting, all of these names are available for registration, so if you need a last minute gift for that person who is hard to buy for, we’ve got you covered.
My initial thought was a youth pastor who looks like the manny from Modern Family (played so brilliantly by Adam Devine), giving a noogie to any pudgy kid from The Goonies. But, then I found a mouse pad for sale, where Jesus is giving a noogie to Satan. While Domain Roast doesn’t normally plug products or services, this mouse pad is awesome and makes a great stocking stuffer. Plus, it’s only $7.77. You can buy one here.