What’s the difference between a liberal and a liberal douche? Our Buzzfeed listicle sums it up, but if you want more substance, keep reading. A liberal douche shoves his or her liberalness in your face every chance he or she gets. For example, if you drive a Prius, you don’t even need to do anything else – you’re a liberal douche. If you think Bernie Sanders would make a good president, again, what can I say? You’re a liberal douche.
I’m liberal. But, I’m not liberal douche liberal. After consulting my liberal friends (including one pansexual) and my three right-wing friends, I’ve created a scientifically accurate test with 98.4% certainty to determine if you’re a liberal douche and need a profile on LiberalDouche.com.
If you answer “yes” to at least eight of the following questions, you’re a liberal douche. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.