When I saw GoatPimp.com had just expired and was available again for registration, I immediately thought the same thing you would – a pimp who also happened to be a goat, like this player above. As I began my search to see what would have made someone register that domain in the first place, I learned more than one could ever possibly want to know about goat sex. What other blog can provide such random scientific, yet mildly amusing information without a pay wall?
The first thing I discovered was the only other blog posting (possibly ever ) with “Goat Pimp” in the title. While there aren’t pictures, this guy leaves nothing to the imagination. Honestly, the text is enough to scar one for life, but seriously is a must read. To be fair, the pimp goat blogger does post this warning before the piece:
If you are offended or think you may become offended by somewhat graphic descriptions of goat foreplay and sex, stop reading right now